India

I didn’t want to go to India.  It sounded like a tough trip. I thought I’d get sick, be in extream poverty, fight traffic, dodge cows, and eat curry. Which is pretty much exactly what’s happened so far. But it’s been growing on me, especially when we left Dehli. This week, we’re hanging out in …

Mount Fuji

Park ranger: “You’re too late. It’s already 1:45pm. You can’t summit today. It’s dangerous.” Us: “Challenge accepted, old man.” Not his fault. He didn’t know Michelle and I are fire-breathing cyborgs from Mars that eat cocaine and babies for breakfast. At least, that’s what I kept telling myself to fight off exhaustion at 11,000 feet. We …

Harumi Lovin’

PAST: Jack + I visited Kyoto, Japan together 10 months ago. We met the cutest, sweetest couple at a coffee shop off the beaten path. They live in Tokyo and we’re on a weekend trip. We started to talk to them because of course I speak to everyone–she was pregnant. (That’s what got me going–I …

Greatest Knives on Earth

Japan celebrated Obon (お盆) last week. It’s a Japanese Buddhist holiday to honor the spirits of one’s ancestors. Most shops are closed during Obon. Of course, we didn’t know that when we planned a twice-in-a-lifetime trip to our favorite knife shop in Kyoto. (I didn’t even know Obon was a thing.) Sidenote: The first time Michelle …

Japanese Birthday Party

I knew people were nice here, but this is ridiculous. Seriously, Japan, you’re insane. I love you. If you go to Japan, you will find they take “random acts of kindness” to the next level. For example, you see this umbrella? The POST OFFICE gave it to us!!! Yep, it started raining while we were …